Mark’s
birthday is going to be crazy and wild,
We’re going to spoil our favourite Dark Child.
He’s an awesome friend, a wonderful guy,
What makes him our Mark? - I’ll tell you why:
He loves to
buy his clothes from Old Navy,
And he enjoys his burger with a side of gravy.
With his plaid shirt, hat, and signature tan,
He looks like “Bennifer’s” new Number 1 Fan.
I’ve never
known him to be a jerk,
Even when he gets called “Ma’am” at work.
He’s a BBQ master, and sometimes bakes,
Just don’t
touch his used napkin by mistake.
Watching
television is his main hobby,
And then there’s also his obsession with Robbie.
He’s
rejected dates after taking a “sniff’”
He prefers the smell of “Mary Jane” or “spliff”.
He’s the
Hallwachs’ loving, adopted son,
Karaoke Revolution is his idea of phun.
Being social and friendly is what he does well,
It’s obvious since people always call his cell.
How will he
celebrate this day he was born?
I’m sure he’ll start off with some morning porn.
Happy Birthday, Mark – you B.C.I.T.!
So next year, will you write a poem for me...?
